Pirate Mike Drinks Coffee!

Coffee. Well, every strip likes to have its share of standard gag topics and coffee is certainly is a well-traveled one. As a coffee addict myself, I vacillate between periods of heavy indulgence and periods of laying off, which really means only two to three cups a day instead of the standard constant stream. This one comes from my wife reminding me to drink water. Yes, yes, I know. It’s a myth, but, I gotta tell ya, myth or not, I now feel dehydrated so it doesn’t matter. I didn’t even consider, however, how hot the coffee must be if Mike is drinking it straight from the pot like that. Ouch.